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April 15th, 2007

“i’ll take the number 2 combo…”

Posted by Erin in erin's rants

After reading about this product on three unrelated websites in the span of ten minutes I was sold. According to the Ritual website…

Nature Calls

“Just two drops of Nature Calls in your toilet prior to doing your business obliterates all odor. This truly revolutionary, plant-extract-derived solution doesn’t just cover up unpleasant smells, it eliminates them… (Say goodbye to the courtesy flush.)”

So… having schooled my ex in the benevolent art of courtesy flushing I purchased him a small gift. I must say, I am a bit of a Doubting Dolores on this one, but I await his testimonial with baited breath and plugged nose. Such an invention could change the world, boys and girls.

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  1. Mikey said,

    on April 16th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    Interesting..I find it hard to believe any Non-man-bag-carrying male would have this in his pocket for such occasion. On the other hand it would be hilarious to see this sitting atop the toilet tank in someones guest shitter. Speaking of guest water closets, I still think it would funny to have toilet seat covers and dispenser in the powder room of someones house. I’d do it. LOL

  2. Erin said,

    on April 16th, 2007 at 10:50 am

    i would add a paper towel dispenser, one that makes a loud noise when you crank the brown paper out… for good measure. perhaps we should forward these suggestions to dad for the new desert house?

  3. Mayniac said,

    on April 17th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    Got a link to the product?

    I need to carry that around esp. after having dairy products!

  4. Erin said,

    on April 17th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    http://www.yourritual.com/

    just got an email notifying that mine was just shipped. should have bought a dozen. i already noticed its “out of stock” on some sites.
    happy pooping mayniac.

  5. Cousin Victor said,

    on April 18th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    any feedback on if this stuff actually works? cam’s getting ready to start potty training so maybe i should p/u a bottle just in case.

  6. Erin said,

    on April 18th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    it has arrived. it has yet to be tested. stay tuned…

  7. Mayniac said,

    on April 20th, 2007 at 7:55 am

    SOOOO… does it work??

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